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and now after seeing how much energy is around Kamala, Elon is backing out of his $45 million a month pledge to Tangerine Palpatine….lmfao this is the best week ever 😂

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It really is, this is hilarious. Vance shat the bed at his first rally, Kamala enthusiasm is surging and the Republicans are slowly realizing how fucked they are now that they spent the last year arguing Old men dont belong in politics and now because of Bidens patriotism they are the only ones with an old candidate and his brains are turning to mush before our very eyes. The medias complicity in trying to get Trump elected will be even more obvious now and the youth are energized to go to the polls again if only to show support for Biden listening to them and stepping aside. All the right have now is racist and sexist attacks and tgats not going to win any more votes they didnt already have. What a day, indeed.

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I love that those 🤡 clowns thought they had the presidential race in their pockets. Well they just got a whole new reality.

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And now we must act as if we don’t have the election in our pockets working harder than ever to get VP Harris elected. We need to win with more votes than we did in 2020 so that even the corrupt SC cannot overturn the results. 104 days and counting to get this done. Let’s all get to work: phone bank, canvass, write letters and postcards to voters.

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Yeah, a hole in their pocket. Time for some, “pocket pool.”

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Exactly what I see. I’m celebrating our relief from what could have come. I’ve been despondent of our future but now Hope !

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I was desolate. Just physically ill with all the negative comments, and I felt, very disloyal, pounding of President Biden from leaders of the Democratic Party. Then the “sky” opened with a blast of positive sunshine. Our brave And loyal President ceded to VP Kamala Harris. An act of support for our country, bravery, and NOT a tottering old man. Wise and faithful to our country. I love President Biden and am ecstatic for VP Kamala Harris. I see a bright future at last, Lance Holter.

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God, JDV was mush at that speech. He sounded like he was trying to improvise a report on a book he hadn’t read. Whoever Harris picks for her running mate is going to wipe the floor with him at their debate.

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Trump's old and unlike Joe, who exercises and takes care of his body, Trump has an excellent chance of dropping dead sometime in the next couple of years. Imagine JD Vance as our next POTUS. Holy shit. Trump chose him as a figurehead and a vote-getter, and as someone he could easily control. Bad idea for so many reasons LOL.

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Trump has no good ideas.

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He has few ideas of any kind that don't involve retribution and lies.

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Who's jdv.

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JD Vance, the VP candidate.

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He tried to tell jokes and they bombed. So sad.

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What is tgats?

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* thats an annoying typo.

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🤣🤣🤣

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The 3 little dots at the bottom of your comment allow you to edit and correct your comment. Pretty nifty, huh?

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But not on the phone.

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To correct on your phone, simply touch and hold over the comment until a box opens that asks if you want to edit or delete it.

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Thank you, I needed to know that.

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So many people don't know! It was revolutionary to me when someone schooled me on it! It's good when we can say what we mean to say!

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...but that's not important right now

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I was not addressing you.

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When you post on a public board you are addressing the entire world.

[the line, by the way, is a recurring joke in Airplane]

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thats. Predictive text isn’t perfect.

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No. Really? 😉

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I should have known. Ty

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“that’s” I would guess

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THAT -- it was a typo

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A spelling mistake, Marian.......

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And Any - we do not need to be making the same mistake they have been making - over-confidence.

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Love it! Perhaps even Muskie is seeing the light and doesn't want to piss away that much money to a lawless, anti-electric car grifting shyster. We can only hope that others will send their hard earned cash to a much better choice who will work for the people and not herself.

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and democrats stop buying his cars repubs dont buy electric

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Some fools are buying his hideous trucks...

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I laugh every time I see one on the highway.

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Every time I see one, I wonder WTF is that? Then I realize it's a vehicle for a guy with a big ego and a little dick.

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So do my wife and I. Those hideous things look like something from a B rated sci-fi movie.

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His cars are overpriced. There are now so many other & better prices than Musk’s.

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On that front, I think the damage is already done. Musk truly is a business genius and is clearly very deserving of being the richest man on earth.

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he got most his money from the government he didnt make any money himself and like turnup got his millions from his dad and had lots of failures in his business, the gov, gave him 1.6 billion to start for delevoping rockets

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I know, I was being sarcastic.

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good to here

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Wish he was leaning more to the left

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He shifted after more than dectupling his wealth in a very short time (during the pandemic). Too much money seems to almost always make people even more greedy for money, shifting them to the right. They do great under Democratic administrations, but the lure of lower taxes seems to always trump a better economy & everybody doing well. They actually do no better in a Republican administration, but they seem to want to be the only ones thriving, & let everyone else suffer.

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It takes a very sick person to have that much money and not feel the desire to relieve suffering or help our damaged planet or promote the arts, etc. This would have been unheard of 100 years ago and more. And the lack of philanthropy is a hallmark of today's billionaires.

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he's a communist really fires at will just laid off 20% of his workforce

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I don’t think the word “communist” fits here.

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I hope that that is your tongue in your cheek. I think the guy is a total asshole, not a genius.

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You are correct.

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He bought Tesla and forced the founders out.

He bought SpaceX and forced the founders out.

His software company was wrapped into what became PayPal.

And we can all see what he did with Twitter.

Like Trump, his most successful business is marketing himself as a genius.

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Whoops!

My snark meter is off

Sorry.

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Snark & a response to it by someone not aware it was snark at the time often produce a positive result, such as your comment delineating some of the harmful things Musk has done.

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Tesla cars are great. The tens of thousands of Tesla employees are great. The CEO is an ASS.

Support the American Tesla car company but dump Musk.

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Yes, many of us hoped that their shareholders (who was mostly made of close friends, sycophants & family members) would refuse to award him the $45 billion pay package, which would cause him to quit Tesla, & then they would no longer have that albatross around their neck, & we would be happy to buy Teslas again, but alas...

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there not great cars for what they cost havent changed the style in 10 years poor construction, cheap batteries exept if you have to buy them, can only repair thru tesla

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Ok, I admittedly bought a Tesla Y. It’s being repaired by a garage that has Tesla’s seal of approval. Although I now dislike much of what Elon professes and does, this car he didn’t design is fabulous. I bought it in ‘21 after my former hybrid car was totaled because I wanted to once again try to help our ecosystem as I did more than a decade ago putting panels on my roof.

I had to rent a car for a few days. Got a ‘24 model 3. Heavenly.

All the gas car companies will try to put down electric cars. Don’t believe them. Just like you have most likely bought a computer and perhaps cell phone, you may even be driving an electric car before you know it.

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I have owned a S, 3 & Y (currently). Never had any issues. Love everything about them. I will never go back. But as soon as another car company comes up with something comparable I will switch simply because of Musk.

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An electric car does not "help the ecosystem". Evs still require mining and manufacturing that requires fossil fuel - let alone the damage done by the mining of the lithium and rare earth materials for the batteries. I suggest you read the book Bright Green Lies.

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since he started attacking CA, the state that bought the most Teslas, his sales tanked 45%. Now he's even madder at CA and says he's going to pull his space program out of CA, which will cost him many billions, and more loss of Tesla sales.

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good point! why would Musk support an anti-electric car man.

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Greivances and attention. His trans kid disowned him and his twitter actions made the left who used to lionize hi. realize he is a fraud so he has pivoted right out of revenge and cause only right wing nutjobs like him now.

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Maybe because Donald says he'll impose a 100% tariff on Chinese EVs. Also the business bros are focused on tax cuts, not considering how Donald's chaos and tainted relationships with other nations are bad for business. And/or they're afraid he'll come after them and their families if they don't kiss his ring.

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yes, of course. it does makes sense. Musk wants tax breaks.

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He's an opportunist and will want favor with the new administration...

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LOL Muskie was the name of Hubert Humphrey's running mate back in the 60s.

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Yup, that fascist dumbass tried to buy our election.

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Yes he did try to buy our election. He is disgusting.

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Omg that's great!

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Let us wait till he gives it to Harris.

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I am sure Elmo the Apartheidist has betters uses for 45 million a month. That is probably what he pays in child support

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Boycott Tesla !!

Plenty of better elec vehicles now!

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That's easy!

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I will never buy one.

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How about going one better? Solar vehicles are about to trend big time. Musk isn’t set up to compete with that. 🙂

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sorry your not going to see those cant generate enough power if you live in arabia or Arizona might get a couple of minutes of extra power

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I didn’t even know such a thing as solar vehicles existed!

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And to be noted: Sane people are leaving X, the ship that ought to sink faster than it does according to Musks preference of far right influences and his favourable attitudes towards Trump. Anyhow, it works that way here in Sweden. The site is occupied by the far right people and right wing extremism. They soon have no debate there, they can't be opposing each others and themselves. It's a mutual admiration club or as I call it a forum for fools and sheep.

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agree with that one can only laugh at mtg or her cohorts so long

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Love the Tangerine Palpatine! Wow!

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Comes the dawn~

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that poem is timely

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OMG…just like that? He just says…I changed my mind? Wow.

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Proves that it's never too late for change. Feels sooo good.

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God, thank you (so there IS a God, other than every cat alive)!

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We’re donating what we can to Harris — but triggered Elon is actually redistributing wealth! Lots of $$ going to Trumps lawyers, advisors, the media, and of course mango moron takes a skim.

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which trump wont pay

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I just had an evil thought.

Biden should offer to debate Trump so Trump will stop whining about wasting his money.

As a noncandidate, Biden can say anything he wants.

And I'll bet Trump will forget during the debate that Biden isn't running. Hell, Obama could make the same offer since Trump has claimed he's running against him.

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Elon Musk isn't very smart. He's been attacking CA for years. His Telsa sales have plummeted 45% - guess what state buys the most Telsas - yup, CA

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That's because Elon isn't a true conservative and is like a frickin' palm tree; he goes wherever the wind blows.

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She will wipe the floor with him. Remember when you have the facts on your side it's hard for anyone to go against that. She will not take his lies and his sexism and racist remarks. He should be afraid.

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I haven’t been this excited for years and years! I am ALL IN.

I watched her speech earlier… SHE CRUSHED IT!

“WE’RE NOT GOING BACK! WE’RE NOT GOING BACK!”

That part of the speech was organically electric… she may have used it before, but the crowd LOVED IT. I said in another comment, something about that line captures every bit of the zeitgeist right now, the generational handoff, the ugliness of the reactionary and backwards Trump, the first woman president… it’s just everything right now. A really powerful message that’s gonna resonate with every voter who just wants to move forward. Any Harris is a perfect vehicle for all of that. Getting Obama level vibes with 2024 Harris. Seriously. She’s that electric and charismatic now!

By the way, Trump and his team were certainly planning on Joe being his opponent, but now it’s going to be a narrative of a Prosecutor Vs a Convicted Felon. They can’t run on “Law and Order” in a way that will convince independent voters… The next 100 days will be more of this: The Prosecutor vs the FELON.

That's why I already ordered this "Prosecutor or Criminal 2024" t-shirt 👇 🤣

https://libtees-2.creator-spring.com/listing/porc2

**I texted a message to them and they fixed the grammatical error!

(Now it's: "you can choose only one")

Kamala 2024!

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The few I’ve talked with the energy they have is explosive.

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You are so right. The Felon on his way to visit his friends in jail.

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sadly, the grammatical error keeps me from buying one....

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If Joe was running, eh?

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Anyone remember back in the day(1991) when Notre Dame football team played University of Miami and a student came up with a famous t-shirt that declared, CONVICTS VS CATHOLICS?

There was a tv show going through the story but I believe a phrase along these lines could work.

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What grammatical error?

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should be: "you can choose only one", not "you can only choose one".

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I think it's the same meaning :)

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Grammatically it is not. The 'only' placement makes a different meaning depending on where you put it. Check it out. It's a modifier.

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Have your own made. It’s a t-shirt.

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it's not even necessary to make the point, it should be taken off.

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Why?

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There are many grammatical errors in these posts.

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So glad I wasn't the only one. I want to show support but it would bother me. 🙄

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I want a bumper sticker that says "Prosecutor vs felon", simple and true.

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That was one of my favorite parts, too! "We're not going back!" is a great slogan!

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😂 she has a 0% chance of winning. She couldn’t finish top 5 in the Democrat primary. She is not a likable person.

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The facts against Trump are utterly damning. Biden had to go because he was just stuck in the past of decorum existing in politics and let Trump walk all over him. In addition to being old, he was not mean enough to go on the attack in the way he needed to be. Doesn't look like Kamala will have that problem, thank fucking God.

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I've been saying that dems gotta stop bringing knives to a gun fight.

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I do think we are finally bringing the big guns. Thank God.

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About time.

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Yes. She needs to go scorched earth on him. Like Sherman through Atlanta (Sorry Atlanta. Just an example), and smoke his ass out at every opportunity. Gloves off. She has so much ammunition with receipts at her imminent disposal. ✊🇺🇸😎

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She can't.

Women are judged more harshly when they debate.

It's why Hillary couldn't just turn around on Trump and tell him to fuck off.

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Fuck that, she needs to fight! The American people deserve it.

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She can fight. But she has to watch her tone.

So as much I would love to see her ask him if he fell out of a coconut tree?

I think she will be judged.

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Watch her wisconsin rally from the other day, its only 18 minutes but she kind of kills it. I think her public speaking has improved a lot since 2020, she has been groomed for this moment . If she can forcefully articulate how shitty Trump is she will be fine.

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God has delivered KAMALA! Thank you. And gave pedohitler a clear sign, get ready for your orange jumpsuit and no makeup.

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You got that right!

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Cam\n't wait until she debates him...

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I'd be surprised if Trump agreed to debate her. She's a lot more eloquent than Biden, smarter and more politically savvy than Trump, and he wouldn't want to risk her showing him up as the old, demented felon he is.

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I’m not sure a debate and prepping for it is the best use of her time given how tight the schedule is.

And we shouldn’t forget that the debate didn’t do Hillary any good.

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Hillary was a totally different type of person compared to VP Harris. To be blunt, VP Harris comes across as personable and likeable. Sorry but I voted for Hillary in case any of you think I'm antiHillary.

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Harris has charm, her extra-ness that was labeled cringe by the boomers is being embraced by Gen Z who want authentic politicians, not empty suits like Hillary. The medias bewildered reactions to all the kamala memes and enthusiasm has been great, shows how fucking out of touch all these pundits really are.

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She will, but his cultists are impervious to anything anyone not in their cult says about Trump. But WE are indeed energized and no longer demoralized, and if we all vote, we’ll have avoided the destruction of our democracy.

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He should be afraid. Remember he is trying to stay out of prison where he belongs. I'm laughing my ass off.

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Joe, I believe that you are absolutely correct. Mary Trump said Donald is scared to death to debate Kamala.

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Biden had the info but he was too polite.

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I believe that you are correct, but Kamala doesn’t have that problem she won’t hesitate to go after Trump when he spouts out a lie.

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😂 yeah she is going to crush it in the rust belt! 😂

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He hates being called Donald, let’s call him DonOLD

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. . or "mashed-potato head"

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Ha, ha, ha. I read that story that at a family dinner DonOLD got a big bowl of mashed potatoes dumped on his head for the way he was behaving and everyone else laughed their heads off at him. Hence, his extreme fear of being laughed at.

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So I guess that his use of the word "Laughing" for Kamala, actually exposes his pathalogical hatred.......

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Definitely.

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Yup. Mary Trump wrote about that event right here.

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They should make a tee shirt that says "mashed potato head"😂

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Or perhaps of mashed potatoes!

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Screaming Carrot Demon.......Hair Hitler

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Donald BinLaden, Agent Orange, Hair Hitler...Screaming Carrot Demon....Putins Cock-Holster...Truth Toilet-Flips like Crackhouse mattress...Grouper in cheif...Orange Anus....Little Prince Pussy Grabber...Douchbage Von Fuckface......Diaper Clad Rapist.......Fuckface Von Clownstick.........

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Screaming Carrot Demon - Love it. People here are funny and creative. That is why I like Substack way more than Twitter which the billionaire turd ruined. I would have loved to see him piss away 180 million. He would have deserved it.

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Melon Felon…

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We have to shut down the inevitable picking her apart as a woman candidate that will come. Comments about her laugh (which I absolutely LOVE.) comments about the way she dresses. Comments about her “talking down to people”… or coming off as “too happy”… “too angry.” Too anything!! Remember the Barbie speech and HAVE HER BACK! It’s Go Time! ❤️ y’all!

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Mango Mussolini, Velveeta Voldemort

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did you by any chance mean "groper" in chief? (Love your list of names).

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He looks like a grouper. (fish. large. ugly.)

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Circle it with a red pen and mark it with a sp...........

My fingers are happy........please tack on more to the list....cheers

Make America Smile Again

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But grouper actually tastes great! Unlike…

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I'm sorry but I like the way groupers look. I'm familiar with them.

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Yeah, what's not to love..... erm, other than Donold Gopold

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My personal favorite is "Ill Douche".

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I like 'barking yam' myself....

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The tangerine traitor.

L'il DonCon.

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Nope.

The former guy.

He's a toddler and negative attention is just as satisfying as positive.

Not using his name?

Ooh, I don't think he's going to like that.

And JD isn't a heavyweight here.

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Attention...positive or negative is the crack cocaine that NARCs like DJTrumpler need to fill that vast empty lifeless souless KFC void.

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Or perhaps "wittle donnie"

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Babylips works for me.

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diaper don the oldest man running in history of the u.s

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You know, he's worn diapers since he was on The Apprentice. He blew that area with drugs, and it no longer functions properly. There was one man assigned to him in The Apprentice to change him like a baby. I'm sure he was underpaid.

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The Apprentice.....see https://www.noelcasler.com/

Noel Casler worked on the Apprentice for several years.........He will be on the panel for Stephanie Millers Sexy Liberal show in New York coming up August 3rd..........

He tells tales of Diaper Donnie filling his Depends on the set........LOL and totlly gross!!!

This thread is f'n amazing!!!

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thats so cringe worthy the last days of my moms life she had to wear them and she was 99 and so embarrassed about it

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If your dear mother lived to that age, you have inherited her precious longevity gens. trump abused his body and that's why he's wearing them. I do not know how they've kept that a secret.

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OMG!!

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Yes! His mouth is so tiny! 🤮

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Oranges mouth is the perfect for when he is on his knees servicing Orban, Putin and all his DICKtator pals.

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laughing!

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And then laugh…every time!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Hahhaaha! :D 💙

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What does he prefer to his own name??

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Have you all seen the post circulating round the internet?

In Sanskrit, Kamala means LOTUS.

In America, Kamala means POTUS.

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In Hinduism, the lotus represents spiritual enlightenment, beauty, fertility, purity, prosperity and eternity. So cool, lets have a Lotus for Potus!

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Everyone assumes she'll win. I hope to Chr*st they're right. But let's not take anything for granted. Look what happened in 2016. Let's worry about who's going to be AG AFTER K has won. I'm more pessimistic than most of you chaps so I want you all to prove me wrong.

Let's concentrate on reminding everyone we have as Repub. nominee a past-his-sell-by-date, unhinged, mendacious felon who couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery.

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Margaret, I agree with your caution. The Republicans will regroup quickly and employ every dirty trick in the world to win. I hope Kamala selects a strong VP, male. Remember there are many male Democrats who did not vote for Hillary so a more mainstream male will be needed. My 2 cents.

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you do what you want, meanwhile we will enjoy this wonderful joyful and positive energy. In 2016 trump did not pose a threat to democracy and Roe was still intact. Times are totally different and our candidate has no baggage.

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Well, we didn’t *know* he posed a threat to democracy yet.

I think you’re both right - and there’s no reason we can’t be *both* joyful and careful not to take anything for granted.

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Yes, he did.

But some people didn't listen because another incompetent misogynist was refusing to release their tax returns and raving about the election being stolen.

So let's show we learned our lesson.

Ignore the MSM -- they want a floor fight for click bait.

Volunteer. Especially if you don't look like Kamala, volunteer.

Be happy. Joe Biden and Kamala Harris just derailed an attempt by big donors to overturn the primaries. Her candidacy is historic for that alone.

Think of this as a relay race. Eisenhower couldn't do it. Clinton couldn't do it. Obama couldn't do it.

Help Joe Biden do it.

Let's really pass the torch!

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Yes he could win. So sad.

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He wont.

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The 🪷 Lotus POTUS🌺

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Hope to see that on signs everywhere in the future.

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There's also a politically incorrect one doing the rounds .. "God let DJT live so he could lose to a black woman". Of course, I couldn't possibly circulate that one. Appalling.

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Oh yes. I COULD. - er WILL . I mean DID!

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Im going to use that in my own vocabulary. I know a few people that need to hear that.

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Ha! In case everyone thinks I'm a bigoted be-atch, I'm toying with getting a personalised t-shirt with "Just try to be decent" on it. It seriously is a good way to live one's life

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LOL, that’s brilliant! If he doesn’t have a stroke from blowing his stack now, he certainly would then!

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I love it!

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💙💙💙💙 and stealing!

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L💙VE it!!😘

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Her kids call her Momala. Instead of calling her POTUS I'll call her POmala !

George was the father of our country.

And belive me things are going to change around here.

Like a whole new world, now Kamala, the mother.

Mom's know what's best!

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Beautiful, thanks for the translation in the post. And laughing means happy in any language except Gopshit.

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Great one!

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This lifelong Democrat will celebrate his 73rd birthday on Election Day 2024 by voting for Kamala Harris and her running mate, and any other Democrats on the ballot. America must move forward and upward, not become part of the "Soviet Union".

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Happy Birthday early! 🎉

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My sister will be turning 56(?) on Election Day 2024 as well!!!

She's seriously fired up now because of our VPOTUS too. Not that she wasn't before, but everything, EVERYTHING! has changed now!

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I concur. So much of the “mandate for leadershipl should be called 1925, when Stalin was consolidating his grip on the USSR

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And it’s also Guy Fawkes Day! For whatever that’s worth.

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