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Ken Isaacson's avatar

Even a prison naming would be too good for him. A urinal in a Jersey Turnpike rest area would be better suited.

Lord John Whorfin's avatar

Wait a minute! That honor was actually bestowed on Howard Stern please don’t compare the two.

Ken Isaacson's avatar

Did he get a urinal, or the whole rest area?

Lord John Whorfin's avatar

The whole rest area. Christie Todd Whitman gave it to him to fulfill a promise she made if he officially endorsed her (he was so polarizing that no politician would go near him, she was smart)

Trump was a frequent guest on the show, Howard even invited him to his own wedding. Since the 2016 campaign Howard has been calling out his BS and been a vocal opponent — and with his large “bro” audience, a very undervalued ally of the never trump cause.

Dee Holtz's avatar

Maybe make a supply of urinal cakes for that special rest stop with his likeness on them....

WJB Motown's avatar

Totally love Howards reply to Orange when asked to speak at a Morons Are Governing America rally.

"I will be endorsing Hillary then." Never mess with the King of All Media!!!

Lea Moonlight🐉🌌☯️✨🪐's avatar

Maybe the dumpster that he throws his depends away in 🤣🤣🤣

Laura Who's avatar

You are all funny as hell!! I’m dying

David Holzman's avatar

There's a huge difference between having a urinal named after a person--so all the men driving on the NJtpk--America's Main Street--can piss on Trump--and having one of the service areas named after a person! (I don't know why there is still no Bruce Springsteen Service Area!) I drive America's Main Street at least once a year, and I would wait in line to piss on Donald!

Incidentally, here is my article on the New Jersey Turnpike from Car and Driver. It's a great ride!

https://www.caranddriver.com/features/a15391278/the-great-big-shouldered-road-feature/

Lord John Whorfin's avatar

My friend Claudia bought me a roll of TP with trump’s face printed on it, it’s so satisfying to wipe with that damn smug face of his.

David Holzman's avatar

My best laugh of the weekend so far!!! And you've got a great friend in Claudia!

Laura Who's avatar

I couldn’t love this more!!! 😂😂

Andy Patt's avatar

Several years ago I was touring Ireland with my kids. We saw the entrance to Trumps Golf course. My sons and I jumped out of the car and urinated on the sign. We drove down the drive. It appeared that no one was golfing. It made me happy to see he was paying people to sit back and do nothing while not making a cent.

Cynthia Cheng Mintz's avatar

There was a Trump hotel in my city and they changed its name to avoid embarrassment.

Bill Stewart's avatar

Tim Scott, Mark Robinson and Lindsey Graham would be jealous.

Austin Alwood's avatar

If the Trump prison bill goes through, we can hope for follow ups for Scott, Robinson, and Graham.

T.R.'s avatar

Hahahahaha! :D Perfect.

NLTownie's avatar

The difference between the Republican proposal and the Democrat proposal is that Democrats, unlike the Republicans, have a sense of humour.

Audrey Liebross's avatar

Based on the proposal to rename Dulles Airport for you-know-who, Republicans are very funny, but, in their case, it’s unintentional.

Yamuna Ramachandran's avatar

New Jerseyans find that offensive. Maybe a port-a-potty.

Ken Isaacson's avatar

And it can go on national tour!

Sam Ray's avatar

All donald should get named after him is the prison book cart named his presidential library.

Linda Lloyd's avatar

That was funny, Sam! Maybe he could keep all his presidential documents there. lol

Sam Ray's avatar

I'm dubious other prisoners will be interested in coloring books done in black sharpie.

Sandi M's avatar

Please let it be in Riker's!

Penny Briscoe's avatar

No, those poor innocent books don't deserve that lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Rachel Ann Scott's avatar

BINGO! This is the FIRST reference I’ve heard to a Trump Presidential Library!

Maybe he will opt for an unkempt golf club, instead…?

A Trump Presidential Library could have a whole room devoted to his 92+? criminal indictments, another of course, to covers of Trump on the covers of magazines, from his own personal collection….

The possibilities are…well, limited. Whether he can read or not is still up for debate.

Maybe yes, but at a fifth grade level!

Sam Ray's avatar

It’s a regular trope in the resistance that the trump library is in prison🙏

Cynthia Ellen Mulrooney's avatar

He does not or cannot read! He does, however, cheat at golf…..🤤🤤🤤

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Sam Ray's avatar

After all his corrupted assets are taken away from him, he'll need commissary money.

Earl Heflinger's avatar

Good for a chuckle, but he’d probably take that as an honor. I’m looking forward to the day I won’t see his name or his face on anything.

Lisa J. Miller's avatar

Amen Earl!! I'd like to never ever see or hear his name again. The sooner the better!!

Caroline Grevelle's avatar

I agree Earl and Lisa!

Thanks, Mary! 💙

Austin Alwood's avatar

Except in a bridge game.

Christine Marquez's avatar

Or have to hear his lying obnoxious voice!!

Terry F.'s avatar

I also read (on X?) that if you’re gonna rename Dulles, then call it Dwight Eisenhower International, or DEI.

Ed Cooper's avatar

That is a great Idea !

Marlene Schuman's avatar

I’d like to put his name on a line of garbage trump dump trucks, TRUMP DUMP in gold letters, and his face inside the garbage truck so everyone a receptacle is dumped, he gets it in the face!

Mr. D.'s avatar

I have traveled from Washington state to entry to Mexico from California & Texas to Key West to Canada from Maine & Minnesota and across our country, east to west via Interstates I-70, I-80, I-90, I-10, and I-40. North to south via I-5, I-25, I-35, I-65, I-75, I-85 and I-95.

Donnie should have every designated Superfund cleanup site NOT CLEANED UP along these highways proudly display his name. In tarnished bronze.

No better places than sites promised to be cleaned but never completed. Like, “Infrastructure Week.” Always promised, never delivered.

Mary's avatar

Can you link a list? That way we can follow up and try to pressure the majority in congress

Laura Preble's avatar

I vote for naming a hospital for the criminally insane after him. My grandpa worked at one in the ‘40s, the Lima State Hospital for the Criminally Insane ( or the Bug House, as he called it.)

Reuben Aaronson's avatar

Your followers should count in the MILLIONS

James Quinn's avatar

Unfortunately, while I appreciate the humor of the Democratic suggestion, The Donald would be delighted to have either. He would see either as an honor - the one because of its proximity to Washington, and the other because he would undoubtedly claim that his name should be on a place used to imprison all those awful criminals creeping across our borders and because he (and his myrmidons) would see it as the perfect place for all the political enemies he plans to put there.

Norm's avatar

Yeah, you are probably right, James. Yamhead and his followers are not bright enough to understand the joke. I’d love to see it, anyway. It would make my synapses pop if he got sentenced to a prison with his name on it. Unlikely? Yes, but I am a dreamer . . .

Penny Briscoe's avatar

It would be a great antidepressant since nothing else works. 🤣🤣🤣

Norm's avatar

Maybe a dose of Ivermectin or Hydroxychloroquine would work. 🤣🤣🤣

Paula B.'s avatar

Yeah, but if he becomes a resident as he should, it would be quite fitting.

James Quinn's avatar

Granted, although I imagine the first thing he'd do would be to get someone to start selling 'pens' with his name on them.

Karin Morris's avatar

Maybe “Dump Trump Federal Prison” in Alabama. I hear Alabama has the meanest prisons!

Linda Krause's avatar

Chain gangs don’t they?

Paula B.'s avatar

Yeah, it was just a dumb idea. It is true though.

Richard M Leader's avatar

It would be like going to the Zoo,I would pay my Disability Check to be able to throw shit at him ,we can call it Lucifer’s house instead of the monkey house!

Monica's avatar

Thanks, Mary.

Donald is very deserving of this (dis) honor.

MANUEL PALAZZO's avatar

Terrorists end up in Guantanamo as they should. Don’t rename it, just keep Trump there. Nothing is too good for the Donald.

Marlene Schuman's avatar

You’re right nothing but the best for insurrectionists!

Rasa T's avatar

Just became a subscriber. Thank you for all you are doing to try to protect our country from that maniac, Mary 💖🙏💖

Saundra Parker's avatar

LOL!

Thank you Mary for my first laugh of the day. Have a wonderful weekend.👋🏽

Ami Thibedeau's avatar

Republicans are serious about renaming Dulles International Airport in Washington, DC after 45. Do they really think he's deserving of the honor? Democrats had a few options, among them, renaming another public landmark after Ethel and Julius Rosenberg or what they did propose, the penitentiary in Miami renamed to honor 45. While I'm not an advocate of wasting taxpayer money on such petty foolishness, we do have a sense of humor and, the parallel is warranted.

Gary Kleier's avatar

Can't we find a toxic waste dump to put his name on?

Gary Kleier's avatar

It also occurred to me that we really don't want to see that name anywhere, so how about CELL BLOCK 45

Marlene Schuman's avatar

Yeah! How about Alcatraz, he can hild court there with his J6ers that are “Hostages”., the an do their J6 song as as their kumbya! He can read to them from his newly advertised $59.99 Bible and the can learn the constitution that is included with the purchase!

KeithA's avatar

No way keep him and his name out of California, Rikers would be a great choice they could call it trumpers island then he won't have far to go to court

Monica's avatar

Hi, Marlene,

He would think he is too good to be with the Common folk Riff- Raff that send him their hard earned money.

Marlene Schuman's avatar

You’re probably right!

Bill White's avatar

Except for the John Foster Dulles shout out, good post. JFD and his brother, Allen, were Cold War religious fanatics, and in a perfect world, would have been considered war criminals. Either one could appropriately have had prisons named for them.

Susan Stone's avatar

Thanks for the education! it's amazing what has been hidden from us over the years.

iris burgess's avatar

Couldn't agree more. I read the biography of these horrible brothers. They did lasting damage.