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Norm's avatar

The clip of Katie Britt watching Eric Schmidt biting into a big shit sandwich was the funniest thing I saw all week. And, by the way, Mary, it probably does not have to be said, but regarding your question, โ€œAnd whoever needs Ted Cruz?โ€, the answer is, of course, โ€œNobody."

Nancy Egan's avatar

I love a good schadenfreude!! ๐Ÿคฃ

Richard McCluskey's avatar

It must hurt to be the dumbest senator in Missouri when the other one is josh hawley.

Heather.B's avatar

'I have done a shitty job as president'

I could not have said it better myself! First thing he's said in years I completely agree with. ๐Ÿ˜†

Gas prices, food prices, rent, mortgage rates ALL have risen under Trump. Inflation, unemployment and farm bankruptcies ALL up. Are we great yet? ๐Ÿค”

Trump knows his numbers are negative so he thinks Americans will sell their futures for a $5000 check. If your policies were good and you're up in polling then why are you trying to illegally bribe the public again? It all smell of desperation.

$5000 is what he believes it would take to buy you. And yet some people will vote for Republicans because they believe a โ€œ$5000โ€ will be deposited in their bank accounts... ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ

Anyone that believes this BS still thinking their other checks from Trump will come... Well, they're the kind of people who can't decipher this anti-Trump t-shirt ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ˜†

https://libtees.dashery.com/products/91582806-86-47-in-roman-numerals-t-shirt

Terri Freedman's avatar

I would not believe Donald Trump if he swore on a stack of Bibles. He is a pathological liar and nothing makes sense we he gives a speech or a tweet. He should be impeached. Heโ€™s accused of 91 crimes so why is he walking around free and not arrested and charged? Is he above the law? Is it because heโ€™s a billionaire and justice is different for them? Iโ€™m tired of hearing his rhetoric which is nonsense and lies. He should be held accountable for his crimes as every law abiding citizen would be in his place if they committed those crimes. Why is he being singled out and not being prosecuted? I guess he is above the law!

S Rea's avatar

Actually, SCOTUS DID make new law - which we thought was Congress' job - that placed POTUS above our laws. Notice he has even murdered unnamed defenseless people on small boats in international waters on another Continent, SOUTH AMERICA. Do citizens of the USA even know POTUS has no authority in CENTRAL or SOUTH AMERICA and only the southern portion of NORTH AMERICA? Seems the Apprentice Decider does not know his geography and has fired all his non kowtowing legal counsel. He is extending his personal brutality via our once excellent and honorable armed forces. Even though he dodged service himself, as did his grandfather, the first US citizen in his line, a criminal in the Trump's homeland, the former Palatinate, a HOSPITALITY region hosting troops crossing Europe for centuries, loyal to none but making money from all. Mary, please correct me if that history is erroneous. I have read many biographies of your uncle, a fascinating family history, even though your uncle made his portion all about Russia. What does Putin have on him???? He tried to bigfoot NATO as soon as he returned first business trip to Moscow in 1987, and you know he does not part willingly with 100 Grand: https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/ilanbenmeir/that-time-trump-spent-nearly-100000-on-an-ad-criticizing-us?utm_source=dynamic&utm_campaign=bfsharecopy

SEDBRN-10:32's avatar

As a senior, Iโ€™m really looking forward to my $100 dividend check. Iโ€™m gonna scrawl FUCK DJT on the face and rear of it and send it back to him, postage due!

SeniorSue's avatar

It is obvious to 75% of the country that your demented, demonic, disgraceful uncle is mentally incapable of fulfilling his duties. And he would rather ride in golf cart with his human binky. I guess we need more 98 year old Senators to lead the way. And they are leading usโ€”to annihilation.

Karlyn O.'s avatar

Great job, Mary!

Gilles Pepin's avatar

DJT in La-La Land, joining Laura Loomer.

Martha Middleton's avatar

I wonder what those two reality seekers will cook up now!

Nancy T's avatar

I don't know how you do it, but keep it up. Your columns are perfect and priceless. I anticipated Natalie Harp when you brought up Eva Braun. The android mouthpiece, however, was perfect. Did she have a childhood similar to Donald's?

willfulknowledge's avatar

Bessent does not smile. He smirks.

S Rea's avatar

Right, and once carried a "billboard" to a protest. Cool guy!

Sky Blue's avatar

My favorite??

SCHMITT HAPPENS!

Bravo, Mary!

Darrell Smith's avatar

I look forward to your take on his TV ads that were paid for with taxpayer money. One is centered on Mt. Rushmore and the other is a nightmare of his walking toward the camera with a severe expression while his voiceover plays. Does Vladimir do this in Russia?

And what is this deal about the crook Nixon getting a makeover? Yeah, he was a crook but pales in comparison to Donald and the current crop of Republicans.

Then there is the selling off of items from the Kennedy Center.

All his crap needs to end for the good of America and the American people.

Kathy Hughes's avatar

Leavitt isnโ€™t eloquent, unless you mean that sarcastically. You are correct about her mendacity. Sheโ€™s as mendacious as Donald.

Sky Blue's avatar

I believe Mary DID mean that sarcastically, Kathy Hughes!

Kathy Hughes's avatar

Probably! She knows her uncleโ€™s flaws and those of his toadies very well.

Larry Lathrop's avatar

This will turn into a very dangerous government web site.

Linda Laz's avatar

he of the twaddle panties continues to be a thorough embarrassment for us and a curse on the world.

B.E.Johnson's avatar

Mary, if I had any $$$ to spare at all I would certainly Upgrade to a Paid subscription. Your thoughts today lifted my low spirits to a recent new high and birthed a viewpoint that I haven't enjoyed in quite some time. I found myself laughing unexpectedly, and that hasn't happened in I don't know how long.

Thank You for your talent, insight and viewpoint. A treasure, to be sure.

Mark's avatar

Was your uncle adopted? Or switched in the hospital?