Thanks Mary - hilarious depiction of the hilarious fiasco that was characterized as the "Great American State Fair", and we appreciate your coverage so we didn't have to experience the agony personally.
Thankfully, we are celebrating the USA's 250 anniversary in the glow of Trump having made us great again.
My issues:
I worked in a public library for over 20 years. No, we don't put the word Library on book spines because...well...that would be stupid. And, that is the only title in his "library?" I put library in quotes as Donald has said he doesn't like libraries. His plans for his presidential library includes a hotel.
"Frankly, we couldn't build a plane like this because we wouldn’t be willing to spend the kind of money necessary." We built the freakin' plane to began with! And, no, we don't want to spend the money on an airborne Versailles.
Theodore Roosevelt is surely spinning in his grave.
The Great American State Fair:
The one thing that this event proves is that Trump never stepped foot into a state fair.
My husband built stages and set pieces for events like the Great American State Fair. (But, well-planned events.) He looked at the Arc de Trump-infantile and said, "That thing won't survive outside." And, it isn't. Luckily, none of the dancers on stage were hurt when a piece of the structure fell from the rafters.
Thank goodness the economy is good. A turkey leg is $23. Let's say that turkey parts cost $23 a part. 2 legs, 1 breast, 2 thighs, and the rest of the dark meat. Total for one turkey = $138. (currently, a turkey is running from $.99 to $3.50 per pound. At $3.50 a pound, a 15lb turkey is $52.50.) Swilling down lemonade for a family of 4 = $36. So a meal of carnival food costs a family of four $123. A pretzel is $10.40. "Sorry, children. It is either dessert or a college education."
Most Fake Books for Impressive Libraries, at least look real. I assume this is another case of a no-bid contract by yet another, "I know a guy."
I love real libraries and it was always a childhood fantasy to be locked in my local library overnight so I could read all the books, but those gosh darn librarians always looked behind the drapes!
$9 lemonade ! Couldn’t Donald have contributed one of his millions to make the lemonade $1, and accessible to the masses of people barely making it whom he represents and who are showing up at his marvelous anniversary fair? We the people also vote with our feet.
Too bad felon tRump didn't take a ride on his Ferris wheel when it broke down, leaving him stranded at the top still running his mouth to no one, telling how it was all planned to show the world his greatness.
Another wonderful show with commentary based on facts. "Facts" to the GOP and our current administration are whatever at the time seems to please your uncle. Maybe about a year before the elections, the Dems should start compiling a list of things that need to be investigated so that the committees can hit the ground running and little time is wasted. That list should also include family members and everyone in office who enabled him to do the illegal things he's done. I don't want to hear that it's a waste of time to pursue justice because of his age. I'd attempt to prosecute him if he was on his death bed.
Just what I needed to read today. Thank you, Mary. A reality check from you has salvaged the Fourth. Now on to hot dogs and macaroni salad. And prayers for rain.
“Yes, it is deeply humiliating for Donald, which is always gratifying.”
And don’t forget the Epstein Files - DJT stars ⭐️ in those!
Once again, you knocked it out of the ballpark, Mary . Too bad you're not the Trump in the Oval Office.
Thanks Mary - hilarious depiction of the hilarious fiasco that was characterized as the "Great American State Fair", and we appreciate your coverage so we didn't have to experience the agony personally.
Wow, he has the three-volume set of LIBRARY. He’s such a completist.
Hollow books for a Hollow Loser. 🤣😵💫🤣
Probably first edition too!
Yup, he always has to have the best!
Thankfully, we are celebrating the USA's 250 anniversary in the glow of Trump having made us great again.
My issues:
I worked in a public library for over 20 years. No, we don't put the word Library on book spines because...well...that would be stupid. And, that is the only title in his "library?" I put library in quotes as Donald has said he doesn't like libraries. His plans for his presidential library includes a hotel.
"Frankly, we couldn't build a plane like this because we wouldn’t be willing to spend the kind of money necessary." We built the freakin' plane to began with! And, no, we don't want to spend the money on an airborne Versailles.
Theodore Roosevelt is surely spinning in his grave.
The Great American State Fair:
The one thing that this event proves is that Trump never stepped foot into a state fair.
My husband built stages and set pieces for events like the Great American State Fair. (But, well-planned events.) He looked at the Arc de Trump-infantile and said, "That thing won't survive outside." And, it isn't. Luckily, none of the dancers on stage were hurt when a piece of the structure fell from the rafters.
Thank goodness the economy is good. A turkey leg is $23. Let's say that turkey parts cost $23 a part. 2 legs, 1 breast, 2 thighs, and the rest of the dark meat. Total for one turkey = $138. (currently, a turkey is running from $.99 to $3.50 per pound. At $3.50 a pound, a 15lb turkey is $52.50.) Swilling down lemonade for a family of 4 = $36. So a meal of carnival food costs a family of four $123. A pretzel is $10.40. "Sorry, children. It is either dessert or a college education."
So sorry. Done venting.
Most Fake Books for Impressive Libraries, at least look real. I assume this is another case of a no-bid contract by yet another, "I know a guy."
I love real libraries and it was always a childhood fantasy to be locked in my local library overnight so I could read all the books, but those gosh darn librarians always looked behind the drapes!
Yes I am sure they were donors who received top dollar for their shoddy efforts with our tax dollars.
Something to be happy about this special 250th Fourth of July. Donnie's big fair is a bust. Thanks Mary, I needed your column today.
But in his July 4th speech at Mt. Rushmore, he started seriously red-baiting. Just like McCarthy in the '40's. Him and Eva Braun. That was scary
$9 lemonade ! Couldn’t Donald have contributed one of his millions to make the lemonade $1, and accessible to the masses of people barely making it whom he represents and who are showing up at his marvelous anniversary fair? We the people also vote with our feet.
Not Donald, he's too busy accruing ALL of it for himself.
I know he’s a big dollop, but I still don’t think the pocket in his shroud will take a 747. Anyone pointed this out to him yet?
I assume, the business with comparing the number of votes, is because the vulgarian always uses trumpmath.
That's why he will probably speak about the thousands who were at the "Fair," when in fact, there were tens of people in attendance.
I assume the stage was built by a no bid contract "I have a guy."
Happy Birthday to us anyway, and thank you Mary, for the weekly Troll.
And now he has the jewelry! Couldn’t make this up.
Too bad felon tRump didn't take a ride on his Ferris wheel when it broke down, leaving him stranded at the top still running his mouth to no one, telling how it was all planned to show the world his greatness.
and dripping sweat in the 107 degree weather.
Another wonderful show with commentary based on facts. "Facts" to the GOP and our current administration are whatever at the time seems to please your uncle. Maybe about a year before the elections, the Dems should start compiling a list of things that need to be investigated so that the committees can hit the ground running and little time is wasted. That list should also include family members and everyone in office who enabled him to do the illegal things he's done. I don't want to hear that it's a waste of time to pursue justice because of his age. I'd attempt to prosecute him if he was on his death bed.
You continue to amuse and bemuse! I think it’s Trump first not American first!
Wow. This is a good one. And there was a lot to say!!
Well said, Mary! Thank you for all you do. We will get through this. We must.
Just what I needed to read today. Thank you, Mary. A reality check from you has salvaged the Fourth. Now on to hot dogs and macaroni salad. And prayers for rain.